Hello,
After hearing about a few myths going around about Eating Glue, I thought I’ll give it some consideration and thought. I went down to our local super market and bought home an abundant verity of Glues; PVC piping cement, Wood glue, Arts n’ Crafts glue and super glue.
Upon arriving home, my girlfriend stormed out of our apartment after hearing about my little experiment, screaming profanity directed in an abusive manner she grabbed the keys to my car and drove off.
After this whole segment, I decided that i better start with my diet. I wanted to start off with something small, so i consulted my mates and they thought PVC glue would be the best idea, I thought otherwise and choose the Arts n Crafts glue.
The problem is that after eating approximately, 100mL of Arts n Crafts glue and 2hours later, I’m starting to get stomach cramps and it seems that my tongue is somewhat, stuck to my upper cavity.
My question is, Is there any solutions to any of my numerous problems,
Please help
..i think if i was your girlfriend & i caught you eating glue for God knows WHAT reason, i’d scream profanities at you as well..
along the lines of "dumbass".
but first of all you could STOP eating glue.
idk why you’re eating it in the first place.
No easy solution.
Complex solution - brain transplant
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its impossible for your tongue to be stuck to the top of your mouth because glue doesnt dry when its wet so for some reason i am getting the feeling that you are lying
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why would any one eat glue in the first place???????????? as for the girl move on you only have one life to live
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Thank god the glue didn’t go on your hands and you can type this crazy story for the rest of us on yahoo answers. LOLOL
Hope you feel better, and perhaps you should lose The phsyco girlfriend. She is angry about you eating glue? I don’t blame her for leaving you but, angry?
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Lol I remember this question, and some of your others.
You have funny questions dude.
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what?!?!? eating glue? why? end of that….
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wow thats dumb
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due hasn’t anyone told you not to eat glue idiot i mean come on thats stupid.
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find something better 2 do with all the spare time u hav on ur hands
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..i think if i was your girlfriend & i caught you eating glue for God knows WHAT reason, i’d scream profanities at you as well..
along the lines of "dumbass".
but first of all you could STOP eating glue.
idk why you’re eating it in the first place.
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DONT EAT GLUE…that solves all your problems. duhh..
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you brought home enough glue for both of you, right? You are not the type of guy that only gets enough glue for you. More than likely your girlfriend needs to feel validated, how can she feel so when you are clearly thinking like a single guy buying glue, I would have done the same thing, right ladies. We need romance. We need glue you are not mature enough to sniff glue with a women in a loving caring realonship
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is it april the first?
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